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One hundred things ive learned at one hundred weddings!
Wear underwear.
Keep the father/daughter....mother/son dance under 2 minutes.
If you dance ..... your guest will dance too.
Two photographers will get twice as many images!
If you drink too much the night before your wedding...you will regret it!
If you are in the wedding party, dont answer your cell phone during the ceremony. .
You need to be in charge of your own wedding.
Do not get the cake in your new wifes hair or up her nose.
Do not invite your x.
If you start out wearing spanx, leave them on for the entire event.
Dont get too tipsy.
Its probably better not to open your gifts at your reception.
Dont stand out in the parking lot with your friends during the reception.
If you plan an outdoor wedding, have a backup plan.
Make sure the limo driver knows where to go beforehand.
Dont eat a lot at the reception.
Breath mints are good.
The lighting is usually bad during the wedding.
Some DJs are better than others.
It would be better to wait until you get home.... to curse at your new spouse.
Be Happy, this is your wedding day.
A time line is good.
Do everything that is important during the frist half of your reception.
Some mothers forget whose wedding it is....
Hide... if you have to smoke while in your wedding dress.
Its a long day, pace yourself.
Some brides wear very strange shoes.
Some brides write messages on their underwear.
No one ever objects!
Some people are really good or really bad at giving the toast.
A lot of couples go somewhere tropical for their honeymoon.
Gay guys are the life of the party.
Orange juice mixed with 7up is pretty good.
Wedding cakes look good but dont always taste good.
You should look "up" not down when you are walking down the isle.
The darker it is on the dance floor the better.
Some churches have a lot of rules.
Some grooms cannot dance, some can.
Most brides wear their hair up.
You should limit the number of children attending.
If you never put your drink down, all of your photos will have you drinking.
Most photographers take about 100 pictures per hour.
All pictures can be color, sepia or black and white.
Las Vegas is the wedding capitol of the world.
To be continued...
Keep the father/daughter....mother/son dance under 2 minutes.
If you dance ..... your guest will dance too.
Two photographers will get twice as many images!
If you drink too much the night before your wedding...you will regret it!
If you are in the wedding party, dont answer your cell phone during the ceremony. .
You need to be in charge of your own wedding.
Do not get the cake in your new wifes hair or up her nose.
Do not invite your x.
If you start out wearing spanx, leave them on for the entire event.
Dont get too tipsy.
Its probably better not to open your gifts at your reception.
Dont stand out in the parking lot with your friends during the reception.
If you plan an outdoor wedding, have a backup plan.
Make sure the limo driver knows where to go beforehand.
Dont eat a lot at the reception.
Breath mints are good.
The lighting is usually bad during the wedding.
Some DJs are better than others.
It would be better to wait until you get home.... to curse at your new spouse.
Be Happy, this is your wedding day.
A time line is good.
Do everything that is important during the frist half of your reception.
Some mothers forget whose wedding it is....
Hide... if you have to smoke while in your wedding dress.
Its a long day, pace yourself.
Some brides wear very strange shoes.
Some brides write messages on their underwear.
No one ever objects!
Some people are really good or really bad at giving the toast.
A lot of couples go somewhere tropical for their honeymoon.
Gay guys are the life of the party.
Orange juice mixed with 7up is pretty good.
Wedding cakes look good but dont always taste good.
You should look "up" not down when you are walking down the isle.
The darker it is on the dance floor the better.
Some churches have a lot of rules.
Some grooms cannot dance, some can.
Most brides wear their hair up.
You should limit the number of children attending.
If you never put your drink down, all of your photos will have you drinking.
Most photographers take about 100 pictures per hour.
All pictures can be color, sepia or black and white.
Las Vegas is the wedding capitol of the world.
To be continued...
